if she were naughty, I would spank her 

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.

"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."

if she were naughty, I would spank her by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018

If it ain't dank it stank 

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

If it ain't dank it stank by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016

Spankifist 

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.

Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"

Spankifist by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Spankify 

To give everyday things Spank meaning; the gradual process of Spank taking over the world (and internet)

"Adding spank slang to UrbanDictionary is total spankification. - americus"

Spankify by tigerlily April 20, 2003