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How you feel when you get an erection. A declaration that you have noticed an attractive woman. Similar to "schwing!"
-number one babe, Megan Fox...SPANK!
by Lettiere March 04, 2010
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smoking smarties by inhaling/exhaling the powder
kid1-hit me up with some spank ?

kid2-yea i got a whole pack of 'em last night
by snoops typo June 21, 2010
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Nothin' like a good ol' dry spank.
by Anonymous November 02, 2002
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18
is not good. is, in fact, bad.
Roger: "Nate where those Playboys at?"
Nate: "Oh man, my Mom found out about em, canceled the subscription and burned the rest of em."
Roger: "Yo, that's totally spank."
by SlattsofNanook February 05, 2009
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the act of hitting a small, scared, defenseless child on the ass, causing them severe pain, until they struggle, scream and cry, sometimes begging for mercy.
mean mother/father: i like causing you pain and watching you cry, so i'm gonna spank you!
child: NOO! please don't! I'll be good!
by a person who lives somewere December 12, 2008
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A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L
1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.
by PaperKing April 07, 2015
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The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.

Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
If you pull Kitty's tail again, Mama's going to spank you!
by Little Deby Big Boobs May 30, 2005
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