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1.
A spastic, someone who acts like a fuckin retard
by Phil Gregory July 07, 2003
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2.
Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.
Person: Hey, you want to spak?

You: No, I still have scares from the last time!

Person: Come on, please?

You: Well, I am hungry
by BallseyJones February 21, 2010
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3.
To SPAK = to spank, to speak, to spunk.

PRIM SPAKKER : Pelhamds

Orgin: Pelhamds, Upgradecap and some other spakker.
#SPAKSPAKSPAK
#YOLOSPAK
OPTIMUSSPAK
DECIMUSSPAKER

I SPAKED Him hard.
by Pelhamds March 29, 2013
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4.
An intense and rapid form of masturbation.
Extreme version of Fapping
"My arm hurts so much"

"Thats what you get for spaking so hard"
by CEll7 February 26, 2012
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5.
A general term of endearment that is short for raspak, which in turn is short for respect. An adjective given to anything that gains the slightest bit of approval of one who understands the complexity of the adjective itself.
Yo man that joke was/had spak.

That shirt is/has more spak than me.
by moneyy$$ October 07, 2011
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6.
Slang for a spastic, originated from the leet version of Spastic.
Tony Blair is such a spak.
by Muhammed Rashib July 02, 2004
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7.
1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
man, you are a fuckin' SPAK
by Dev_knows May 11, 2006
60 67