Spak

A spastic, someone who acts like a fuckin retard

by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

Spak

Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.

Person: Hey, you want to spak?

You: No, I still have scares from the last time!

Person: Come on, please?

You: Well, I am hungry

by BallseyJones February 22, 2010

Spak

A term used in yorkshire to describe someone that's being an raging retard. (Can also be said spakka or spakky)

Tom: THE FOOK ARE YOU DOING YA SPAKKA
Dick: NO YOUR THE SPAK
Harry:YOUR BOTH SPAKKY SHUT UPPP!!

by MYBROTHERISLOGAN June 14, 2018

Spak

1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human

man, you are a fuckin' SPAK

by Dev_knows May 11, 2006

Spak

Slang term for the fluid the anus produces after a long period of anal sex

Sarah: God tony rammed me so hard that I was leaking spak all day.
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass

by Flipblipadipdip May 20, 2020

Spak

An intense and rapid form of masturbation.
Extreme version of Fapping

"My arm hurts so much"

"Thats what you get for spaking so hard"

by CEll7 February 26, 2012

Spak

The visual effect from a small object making impact on a hard surface.
This is similar to a spark or a bullet splash, but can be applied to any small object making an effect when interacting with any hard surface, especially in video games.

"Ryu's light jab creates a small spak on impact."
"When the bullet hit the shield it made a spark, but when it hit the concrete it made a spak."
"I can't believe spak isn't a real word."

by marcyay February 7, 2020