SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

sockblock 

to prevent a male from masturbating.

I wanted to jerk it to the new Playboy, but my mom kept sockblocking me! :D

sockblock by :D'smom September 11, 2010

sockrocket 

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

sockrocket by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019

Sockdrink 

A beverage made from squeezing everything that has soaken up into your socks into a cup.

George: I'm curious to taste Sockdrink.
Jeffery: You're a fucking nutjob.

Sockdrink by furryfagwin123 February 19, 2010

Sock-Brick 

A sock-brick can be made by putting a brick into a sock. This sock-brick can be used as a bludgeoning weapon, usually to crack open a person's skull.

"Man, Leroy tried to roll up on me last night, so I sock-bricked the shit out of him. I ran out when I saw his brains all over the sidewalk."

Sock-Brick by Kebin May 4, 2009

sockblock 

A sockblock is when one tries to block a cock with a sock. This is generally a major fail and can be confused with a condom (which is when it becomes an epic fail). For a better way to block cocks please contact 1-800-COCKBLOCK or go to your local cock blocking health facility located in Seoul, South Korea or Chicago, Illinois. If this is not local enough for you, please visit our website at www.cockblocksafety.com.

No, silly, that's a sockblock! You can't use that during sex!

sockblock by thatvideogirl October 21, 2011

Sockblock 

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.

“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!

Sockblock by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022