4 definitions by unskilled sleeper
Renee fucked half the basketball team’s girlfriends, because they always saying homophobic bullshit to her. She a whole clamburglar. Mopping ‘em down like Ms. Pacman.
Clam refers to a slang term for vagina (bearded clam).
Also, the definition referring to dudes havibg sex with “ugly girls” makes no sense. We don’t refer to faces as clams. 🤷🏾 ♂️
Clam refers to a slang term for vagina (bearded clam).
Also, the definition referring to dudes havibg sex with “ugly girls” makes no sense. We don’t refer to faces as clams. 🤷🏾 ♂️
by unskilled sleeper April 19, 2022
An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
I went to the pool and saw this group of people with these things on. I asked, “Wtf is that, Jeff?!?” Thankfully, my buddy, Jeff is an Asian fetishist. He told, “Haha, bro! That’s a facekini! Asian swimmers wear them. It’s also the name of my favorite hentai.”
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.
“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”
Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).
Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;
1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.
Viva la vagine!!!
Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).
Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;
1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.
Viva la vagine!!!
by unskilled sleeper April 19, 2022