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socialytics

noun (so-shel-lit-iks)

1.) an aggregate analysis of online social media user data

2.) a software business too used to analyze online user’s social behaviors and interests to optimize social media campaigns. Optimizing can include: establishing a new communication vehicle with existing & new customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding your customer to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities, increased sales, creation of online demographics; and increasing search engine optimization.

also called: social analytics
My business was able to recommend new products for my existing customers using the data from our socialytics.

Our social media campaign shows measurable results through our socialytics reports.
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Socialitis 

The urge to be in a social setting amongst others of similar interests. Usually these settings include bars, lounges, or night clubs, but could include smaller more intimate settings.
I'm definitely going out this weekend, I've been suffering from a bad case of socialitis.
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socialitis 

Inflammation of the importance of one's social status.
See socialite: Socialites suffer from socialitis.
socialitis by baroness17 April 12, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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