1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby
2. Not as good as rugby
Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.
by Dannywack09 October 27, 2007
by tuy October 14, 2003
Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
An exciting and intriguing game requiring extreme talent, it can be played and enjoyed by anyone in the world.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
me: Hey man, lets go and hang out with the girls I met the other day, they seem really cool
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
by dontgeitit January 31, 2010
by montoro November 18, 2003
A term that is know as Football to the whole world apart from America, Canada & Australia. Requires you to have agility to run for 90 mins +. Also requires two feet and a round ball. Good balance is also needed. It's the most over paid job that has higher wages than any other sport, alot of the people who play it are cheaters, they also feel that kicking a ball in a net is the hardest thing in the world. Go retardly crazy when they kick a ball in a net. Professional Footballers only play because of the $100,000 pay check at the end of the game. Although they still like the sport. Most footballers earn pocket money by doing advertisments for boots that make poor kids fell like crap, and they get paid millions for it. Get all the nice women because the biotchs are too popular to be seen with any1 who has a useful job like firefighters & police officers etc. Crowd control is also very poor in some countries due to their dumbness of liking the sport and thinking they are hard fight 1 person with 150 of their low life pals. In some countries, the national football side is referred to as "the troops" even they are no where near as brave as the actual troops who fight for their rich asses. Chavs also favour this sport.
Rugby, American Football, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Basketball hell even snail racing is more fun than soccer.
by chrisusa February 22, 2007