Top Definition
An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cant get on YouTube.
{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.
by Manfred "/Bloomfield" Gabriel September 06, 2006

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