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3 definitions by montoro

 
1.
1. Being universal in scope or magnitude.

2. A member of the Catholic Church, one of the major branches of mainline Christianity.
1. The King's tastes were catholic; everything from soup to nuts.

2. Much of Europe's great artwork deals with Catholic religious matter.
by montoro November 17, 2003
 
2.
A sun-kissed peninsula in southern Europe. The center of european civilization for millenia. Home of the finest art, cusine, fashion, and automobiles on earth. Most italians seem to really enjoy life, despite the fact that hardly any italian toilets work. Even the turds don't want to leave!
If I could pick one nation in the world to survive a nuclear apocalypse, it would be Italy.
by montoro November 17, 2003
 
3.
A global sport where nothing much happens on the field. The fans are an absolute riot, though.
Given the choice between watching soccer and a colonoscopy, Trevor wisely chose the latter.
by montoro November 17, 2003