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most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.
Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

Sobercoaster 

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.
"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."
Sobercoaster by lindseysaid September 6, 2011

Soberbate 

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.
I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.
Soberbate by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

Soberest 

More sober than us
Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

superbeast

Natural evolution of the beast meat.

Like beast meat only exponentially higher body mass index.

Superbeast generally creates enough mass to create gravity wells that can extend into 4th dimentional non-euclidean space.

Apparently superbeast's gravitational inflence is the only thing stopping the earth from crashing into the sun. The Moon actually orbits superbeast, not the earth, who's gravity is dwarfed by that fat bitch.

Has kidneys the size of dobermans and breath that always smells like onion gravy.
Dude, stick a bin on her head and she'd be juggernaut!

My good fucking god, the sun!! wheres the sun?? Oh, its just superbeast walking by..

"Superbeast want pancakes... NOW!!!"
superbeast by beastmeat September 23, 2005

Sobermeister 

A very funny person who enjoys ants on a log and brownies made by leighber's. They are also very creative with creating songs such as, "there's a fire starting in my cage...i could've had a carrot". Sobermeister's also enjoy watching many movies (espically disney channel movies like Lemonade Mouth). Sobermeister's enjoy spending their weekends by playing a good game of Sim's 3 while eating a hearty serving of Cold Stone ice cream cake. Most Sobermeister's go mad crazy for Taylor Swift and they also have Leighber fever, but they also enjoy playing on trampolines and doing superman motions. Although most of the time Sobermeister's are very energetic and happy, they get very mad when you bring up Pizz's, a fat ugly thumb/chipmunk who is not to be confused with "pizza masters".

Please Note: Sobermeister's tend to scream when they get scared and sometimes for no reason
Why Sobermeister? There is a Winnie the Poo poster!!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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