snowstick 

a marijuana joint thats dipped in snow before smoking. A common practice in Toronto, Canada. Makes the joint smooth, and prevents it from running.

X:- *cough cough*. I got throat cancer man i can't smoke joints anymore.
Y:- yo this is toronto biaatch. lets smoke a snowstick
*2 minutes later*
X:- damn im so high.. and im not coughing anymore.. this is awesome
Y:- yea buddy. a snow stick makes addiction so much easier on ur throat

snowstick by blitz123 February 6, 2008

snowstitute 

a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."

My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.

snowstitute by rsb1000 February 23, 2011