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snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."
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snownose 

...we went to the drug-rehab centers...we had trouble with the snownoses...
snownose by Angela76 September 7, 2006

snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.
snowmosexual by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

snowmosexual

Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.
Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra
snowmosexual by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008

snowrise 

(n.) The act of delivering or receiving a bump (or line) of blow as you're waking up, or to wake up. OR both. Can be any time of the day.
Thank god I awoke to a snowrise this morning, because you always finish the bag the nite before.
snowrise by cjezioro October 23, 2010