Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.
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