snowcouching 

The practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. A one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device.

Roommate 1: "Bro, we snowcouched that shit all the way down 18th."

Roommate 2: "Snowcouching? Is THAT why there's no furniture in the living room?"

snowcouching by bobross January 27, 2010

snowcocking 

When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.

If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.

snowcocking by snowcockingtonight March 21, 2011