A person of native Alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from
My family's not from mexico. We're from Fairbanks. I'm a snow beaner. We came over the other border.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).