Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.

This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.

A) Sonic the Hedgehog,
You are the best game ever.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji by _Announcer October 12, 2015

snowing in hawaii 

when someones brastrap is showing

hey, it's snowing in hawaii.

snowing in hawaii by Ju_Ju_Bear March 14, 2009

Snowing in Paris 

It is a modification of the Eiffel Tower in which there are 2 or more additional male participants who are surrounding the center of the tower while performing circle jerk. The cum is to symbolizing the snow.

Did you see her after it was snowing in Paris?

Snowing in Paris by jewishburrito July 2, 2009

Snowing

To overwhelm with insincere talk, especially with flattery.

In The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger, the narrator tells about Stradlater's technique of "giving girls the time".

"But old Stradlater kept snowing her in this Abraham Lincoln, sincere voice, and finally there'd be this terrific silence in the back of the car."

Snowing by Amerz August 24, 2006

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009

Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty

1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."

Snogging Scale by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008