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1.
A subspecies of Saiyan found on earth. Unlike the ones found on Planet Vegeta, these Saiyans resemble a shrew with spikes on it's back. They are extremely fast and will tell people that they're too slow. They can go Super Saiyan when exposed to 7 chaos emeralds.
I have a pet hedgehog. His name is Sonic. He ran away and told me I'm too slow.
by Memetic Man August 05, 2010
 
2.
Although rarely used, it is also known as the tank barriers used by the Germans in World War II. These large, heavy, spikey barriers are mostly known for their use in Normandy, France on D-Day (june 6,1944)
He took cover behind the hedgehog as bullets pelted the sand around him.
by Silent Ricochet April 19, 2006
 
3.
Martin Freeman
"Awww, look at that cute hedgehog"
by mystery135 August 18, 2013
 
4.
v. To attempt (and/or to accomplish) self-felattio (also used as a gerund)
I came home early and saw my son and all his friends hedge hogging by the pool. They said, "It isn't gay if you suck your own dick."
by Dark Mozier September 24, 2009
 
5.
A short, fat woman. Resembling a hedgehog.
I cant stand my job, i cant stand my life, i hate fucking that hedgehog of a wife.
by jwka2001 May 16, 2010
 
6.
A hedgehog is a small thing with prickles on it.
David Attenborough: As you can see, the wild hedgehog waddles from place to place. Note its prickles: sharp objects that act as a defence mechanism against whales.
by T Barker April 23, 2013
 
7.
Slang for poo
Roxy: OMG! There is a hedgehog in my garden!

Jamie: A poop?

Roxy: ... No, the animal
by PixieCat December 30, 2013