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Snatchquatch 

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.
Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.
Snatchquatch by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

snatchquach 

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.
Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.
snatchquach by the Absurder September 27, 2009

snatchpacking

The phenomenon of undertaking travel for the express purpose of engaging in overtly promiscuous behaviour with other backpackers.
Fanny: I'm gagging for a shag, Dick, what should I do?
Dick: Go snatchpacking, Fanny.
snatchpacking by Grae July 15, 2005

snatch quack 

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist
I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon
snatch quack by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

snatchsquach 

A completely unkempt, completely furry, bush of a vagina. So furry, that It could easily be mistaken for a wild beast!
"I was excited, then she dropped em, and I saw that terrifying snatchsquach!"
snatchsquach by CrazzyPayne04 March 28, 2016

snatchback 

A black girl's hair when it's pulled back into a rushed ponytail.
I didn't have time to do her hair this morning, so she's sporting the snatchback today.
snatchback by RikkiPG December 28, 2007