Snatchquatch 

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

Snatchquatch by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

snatchquatch 

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

snatchquatch by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004

Snatchquatch 

1. A woman who has a hairy vagina.
2. A bitch who is hairy in general.
3. A bitch who has so much hair betwixt her legs, that she looks like a Sasquatch

Dude, that chick was a total "Snatchquatch", I got down between her legs and couldn't even see her pussy because there was so much hair!

Snatchquatch by Neorift September 25, 2010

Snatchquatch 

A girl who has a terrible hairy pussy

Like Omfg did you see that girl with the green jacket i heard she was a Snatchquatch

Snatchquatch by RavenVanity March 11, 2011

Snatchquatch 

What you call a woman who has a really hairy snatch.

I heard Jane is a snatchquatch from John

Snatchquatch by RAVED November 26, 2019

Snatchpatch 

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

Snatchpatch by Zane327 October 14, 2009

snatchquach 

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.

Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.

snatchquach by the Absurder September 27, 2009