10 definitions by Grae

Top Definition
A term to describe an individual who initially accesses Wikipedia for reference purposes, but after navigating through interesting wiki links finds themselves minus half a day and plus a growing collection of Wikipedia windows; each spanning vastly different topics.
John: I was using Wikipedia to find info on a band I like; next thing I knew it was four hours later and I had 30 Wikipedia windows open.
Jane: You're such a wikipedestrian.
John: This is never going to catch on.
Jane: That's because you're not selling it, 'find info on a band'? Please, that sounds so fake.
by Grae September 05, 2005
The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
by Grae June 11, 2008
The most heterosexual digit on which to wear a ring.
Arnie: vut do you sink of my thaaarmring Sly?
Sly: *unintelligable mumbling* thumbring *more mumbling*
Arnie: Ya, I agree, it ist very maaasculine.
by Grae November 12, 2005
Yet another creative extemporisation of LOL.

Typically surreptitiously used as a greeting to individuals unaware of the disturbing world of internet chat subculture.

After said usage, one often thinks to one's self "lol".
Attractive Woman: "Excuse me."
Nerd: "Hellol"
Attractive Woman: "..."
by Grae September 29, 2003
The phenomenon of undertaking travel for the express purpose of engaging in overtly promiscuous behaviour with other backpackers.
Fanny: I'm gagging for a shag, Dick, what should I do?
Dick: Go snatchpacking, Fanny.
by Grae July 03, 2005
Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').

As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"

1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.
Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!
by Grae May 19, 2007
a person who eats like a coeliac, say they're a coeliac, but is not a coeliac.
someone who says they are coeliac however have no evidence, have not been tested,is a coeliactor.
by grAe March 09, 2014

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