snatchquach

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.

Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.

by the Absurder September 27, 2009