Snarls Barkley
When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.
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Sharlston
Ex mining village until recently was cut off, due to no bus service. Most people are related to each other. They have a fish shop, shop, pubs, doctors, park, postoffice which only opens when no one’s looking.
There is community centre locals are discouraged from using in case they pinch tea bags or do not wash up. Most children are 19th generation Sharlston, whether things will change now they have a bus, only time will tell. Those that brave the Wakefield bus complain it’s a perilous journey. Once some took the Castleford bus and never returned. The bus company is relentless, replacing the bus stops which locals remove.
The shop sells energy drinks and lager so covers the whole days hydration.
At tea time locals meet at the park for chips. There’s a group trying get the park classified as a nature reserve, many rats regularly feast on the locals left overs. It’s the only animal that survives in Sharlston, people feel it should be protected they have heard Europe will give a grant towards the nature reserve. The water supply was cut off many years ago, no one ever noticed until someone tried to set up a car wash in 2015. The guy was part of the team that set off on the Castleford bus. As he never returned his complaint wasnt followed up.
Occasionally outsiders move to Sharlston, they stand out like sore thumbs, they have straight teeth and their eyes move in unison.
There is community centre locals are discouraged from using in case they pinch tea bags or do not wash up. Most children are 19th generation Sharlston, whether things will change now they have a bus, only time will tell. Those that brave the Wakefield bus complain it’s a perilous journey. Once some took the Castleford bus and never returned. The bus company is relentless, replacing the bus stops which locals remove.
The shop sells energy drinks and lager so covers the whole days hydration.
At tea time locals meet at the park for chips. There’s a group trying get the park classified as a nature reserve, many rats regularly feast on the locals left overs. It’s the only animal that survives in Sharlston, people feel it should be protected they have heard Europe will give a grant towards the nature reserve. The water supply was cut off many years ago, no one ever noticed until someone tried to set up a car wash in 2015. The guy was part of the team that set off on the Castleford bus. As he never returned his complaint wasnt followed up.
Occasionally outsiders move to Sharlston, they stand out like sore thumbs, they have straight teeth and their eyes move in unison.
Sharlston by bootcutter67 February 10, 2019
venetian snares
1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.
2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.
3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.
3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004
snarly
Audibly or visibly irritable and peeved, with a tendency towards profanity and rudeness. A combination of surly and snarling. A condition often caused by caffeine withdrawal, nicotine withdrawal, or delaying meals.
"Watch out for Dan, he gets really snarly before lunch. Yesterday I went into his office to ask for his help on a project and he told me to piss off".
snarly by bartlebyscrivens April 1, 2010
snarltooth
A large, scary tooth that pertrudes from ones gums and tries to latch on to anothers. They are super contagious so if anybody with a snarltooth tries to kiss you run away as fast as you can screaming "SNARLTOOTH" as to alert others.
Lord of the Rings characters, Disney employees, Dragons, etc. "Look at that snarltooth on that Flik's employee!!! RUN!!!"
snarltooth by A. Scientist July 30, 2008
Snails or Oysters?
1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
Snails or Oysters? by nycesq February 2, 2009