snarkbot 

One variety of internet troll. Really good at contributing snarky, sarcastic or otherwise useless posts on public message boards.

It is impossible to post something political on Facebook without the snarkbots taking over the post.

snarkbot by RxJPK March 29, 2015

Snarkotunities 

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

Snarkotunities by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

snarkboy 

The opposite of a fanboy. One who passionately follows a particular community or company only to snarkily criticize everything about it.

My friend Saar is always posting links about how much Apple's new products suck. What a total snarkboy!

snarkboy by snarkboy May 10, 2010

snarkiot 

Snarkiot (snarK-e-it):

One who thinks they have the comedic sarcasm to reach masses but fails miserably in their content and delivery.

That snarkiot claimed that chevy made the mustang. foolidiotjerkracistnarcissistknuckleheadjealousincapableworthless

snarkiot by Snarky Idiot January 3, 2015

Lord Snarebottom 

A guy from New York City, whom is totally and hopelessly infatuated with Kylie Minogue.

A gifted musician and composer from New York City.

Whenever there is a poll in a specific phpBB forum, you must include the option "I hat Lord Snarebottom", or the results will be useless.

Lord Snarebottom is totally infatuated by Kylie Minogue.

Lord Snarebottom by Bill Anderson Jr. December 14, 2008

snarbot 

To have an electronic devise act up, make an unusual noise (like a snarl), or unexpectedly shut down on you for no apparent reason. Your devise has become a 'snarbot' when it chooses to act against you and all your laxidazical desire to mindlessly enjoy hours of idle 'computer/phone/ipad' time.

My cell phone is a snarbot! It blacked out when I was typing an extremely important text to so and so...

snarbot by marfsmereereaasdfasdf July 24, 2017

snarkotics 

Mind-altering substances dat cause irritable and/or sarcastic behavior.

Some people are just ill-mannered jerks to begin with, so it's hard to tell if they're on snarkotics or not.

snarkotics by QuacksO September 29, 2022