A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually
laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When
stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant
Less frequently referred to as a ghost
shit, the phantom shit usually
shows up in such places
as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground
on Saturday morning and he slid
down the tube slide right into a pile
of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom
shit there on Friday night.