2 definitions by tastelikecrab
The geeks' version of cock block. Quark Block is where your friend prevents you from a geeky act that he wanted to take.
Wu Ping: Hey why didn't you tell me about that physics seminar Steven Hawkins was delivering in town yesterday?
Matt: Ooops.... guess I forgot.
Wu Ping: expect me to believe that? You totally quark blocked me and went for it by yourself.
Matt: Ooops.... guess I forgot.
Wu Ping: expect me to believe that? You totally quark blocked me and went for it by yourself.
by tastelikecrab February 16, 2009
In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.
by tastelikecrab February 8, 2009