Weirdboyscott's definitions

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

smurf

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

spoon

1. Metal, curved silverware, commonly used for eating cereal.

2. A substitute for an interjection like "Ohh yeah!" or "Woo hoo!"

1. Jimmy, get that spoon out of your anus!

2. I just passed my urine test, SPOON!

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

Weiner

Hot dog.

That man has a small weiner in his mouth.

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

Meep

Onomatopoeia, one of surprise, akin to a gasp.

I poked Tom in the stomach, and he meeped.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

Rhinoculous

A descriptive word for something that is both very cool and very, VERY huge.

My 800lb girlfriend is Rhinoculous!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003