While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.
by kstan3 July 30, 2010
1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.
2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs
2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs
1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.
by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006
Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"
or
Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."
or
Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."
by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005
1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!
2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!
2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"
by senorita_coconut June 14, 2010
A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.
by Leetass June 28, 2003
smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut
by but why tator February 15, 2021
*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?
purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.
me: yeah,,
me: how the hell did he do that?
purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.
me: yeah,,
by lillians69 November 28, 2020