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when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito
finna go smunch
Smunch by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019
An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).
"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."
Smunchy by Gwaxl April 4, 2005
"This taco is smunchy".
smunchy by Adam Laughlin September 21, 2005
(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.

(v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching.

1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law
James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"
Smunch by Rubbage September 5, 2012
Really comfortable, warm and cosy.
Ooh wow, this jacket/Jumper/whatever/poison wrap is soooo smunchy!

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!!! THESE ARE THE SMUNCHIEST PANTS! How much are they? ($400000) TAKEN!
Smunchy by Manet March 23, 2008

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Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
smunchin by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008