8 definitions by RealSlimNoodle

Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019

Sketchboo

it's how intense weebs say sketchbook.

hey guys i brought my sketchboo with me today!

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Loafu

an abbreviation of 'i love you'

person 1: Loafu

person 2: aw, loafu chu too

by RealSlimNoodle September 4, 2019

shet

a way someone with a very scottish accent says shit.

aww shet mannnn, i heard tom got severely injured from how tipsy he got after those beers last night.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Trashnoodle

A ship name for an emo couple who conceive the anti-christ while talking in their native click language.

Bruh, i'm getting Trashnoodle vibes from that.

by RealSlimNoodle August 10, 2019