One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.

Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

kitty-smoocher by jadex99 January 14, 2011

Smoothed-em 

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

Smoothed-em by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

Dog Smoother 

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.

The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.

Dog Smoother by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009

Cock Smoocher 

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

Cock Smoocher by jfmjr January 14, 2009

PeePee SMOOCHER 

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.

Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.

PeePee SMOOCHER by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005

Smoothe Rodriguez 

The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.

When he followed through the turnstile he gave her a Smoothe Rodriguez.

Smoothe Rodriguez by Pissrod January 30, 2010