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Get your cooch smooched 

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

Get your bone smooched 

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
Get your bone smooched by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.
Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.
kitty-smoocher by jadex99 January 14, 2011

Smoothed-em 

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.
After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.
Smoothed-em by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

Cock Smoocher 

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.
Cock Smoocher by jfmjr January 14, 2009

PeePee SMOOCHER 

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.
Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.
PeePee SMOOCHER by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005