Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 04, 2010

Bininnated

The term used to describe what happened to a controversial thread, on a message board, after it was moved to the "trash bin."

Clown: "Dude, what happened to my thread about white supremacy?"
Moderator: "Bininnated."

by iam2eeyore April 01, 2010

Flying Under the Gaydar

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

Sploogicant

Sperm used as a lubricant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 08, 2009

Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009