Definitions by iam2eeyore

Flying Under the Gaydar 

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

Flying Under the Gaydar by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

Fowl Strangulation 

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

Fowl Strangulation by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

The Dicket Fence 

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

The Dicket Fence by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

Bininnated 

The term used to describe what happened to a controversial thread, on a message board, after it was moved to the "trash bin."

Clown: "Dude, what happened to my thread about white supremacy?"
Moderator: "Bininnated."

Bininnated by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

Kinktus Muscle 

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

Kinktus Muscle by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

Get your cooch smooched 

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

Get your cooch smooched by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

pre snow 

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

pre snow by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009