smoke meat cigars

engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003

smoking a pink cigar

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.

She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.

by jezza December 20, 2004

Smoking The Birth Cigar

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."

When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

by Bufferkiller September 6, 2011

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 7, 2009