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When someone says somethings stupid
"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

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A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

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To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid
Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

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To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.
"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

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