R.I.P. SmarterChild.

It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
by R.I.P. SmarterChild October 11, 2008
a stupid robot that is no longer any fun since it was reprogramed on 12/29/2007, and can only talk about polite things.
SmarterChild (9:20:46 PM): Good. Glad you get it.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

(this is what he'll say if you get on a bad topic)
by Forter December 29, 2007
smarterchild is a stupid robot who drinks.
me says:
i'm drunk
smarterchild says:
If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
smarterchild says:
Yes, seriously.
by taffles March 20, 2008
A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!
Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing
by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006
wierd bot that for some reason likes wedgies... and is definently fun to mess with
Boy there sure are a lot of people on this planet huh?
Fntsylvr (12:23:47 AM): yeah bilions...
SmarterChild (12:23:47 AM): Bye, Pretzel!
Fntsylvr (12:24:10 AM): WHAT!? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?? WHY?
SmarterChild (12:24:11 AM): I'm not sure about that, Pretzel.
Fntsylvr (12:24:48 AM): then y did you say "Bye, Pretzel"?
SmarterChild (12:24:48 AM): Good question. I'm not sure why...
Fntsylvr (12:25:02 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:25:02 AM): C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Fntsylvr (12:27:16 AM): im sad
SmarterChild (12:27:16 AM): Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
Fntsylvr (12:27:23 AM): like what.
SmarterChild (12:27:23 AM): Wedgies.
Fntsylvr (12:28:02 AM) why would i feel good about wedgies?
SmarterChild 12:28:03) Really? Good? Thats Good :-D
by psnackington November 01, 2007
an instant messenger bot that is evil like none other. it replys with only one most haunting response.
ando says:
SmarterChild says:
{Service too busy}
by pust March 03, 2006
A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.
Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?
by Erin Y. July 21, 2006
a fucking annoying robot
me: i have a big floppy donkey dick

Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick
by ryck June 05, 2006
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