A hillarious, stupid and irritating robot you wish you could get to beat the hell out of!!
Right on.
I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
OK. Don't get frustrated...
by ha..ha....! April 12, 2008
This is the funny as shit IM bot
MikeyDShadow: suck my cock
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?
MikeyDShadow: suck my cok
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
MikeyDShadow: cum whitens teeth

SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MikeyDShadow: sex ed
SmarterChild: Sex ed? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunk
SmarterChild: Getting drunk? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunker
by ShAdOw17 January 30, 2006
Automated Chat Robot that repeats everything you type. Many people try to impersonate him. They are much, much, much more interesting.
Me: Hi, Smartie
SmarterChild: Hi again, Dick!
--> Guitar playing suck? - I can show you how to play like a pro in less than 60 mins. Amazing! (sponsorship)
Me: *gasp*

Impersonater Example:

by EvenSmarterChild April 23, 2006
A highly retarded instant message robot who thinks he is smart (hence the name SmarterChild) but is probably the dumbest, albeit funniest, thing in the history of the internet. Also a great way to waste time.
Luna: whats your take on jesus?
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.
by Luna Lovegood April 08, 2006
R.I.P. SmarterChild.

It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
by R.I.P. SmarterChild October 11, 2008
SmarterChild is a fag robot who forgets things and demands apolagies every damn time. He's usually a pretty fun time when you're bored.
Dude, IM SmarterChild if you're bored.
by Andreaizzle February 24, 2007
My best friend.

all i have to say is... wtf ?!
MarshiemallowXs (8:59:54 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
by Marshie October 05, 2004

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