|1.||51 flavors of retarded|
Really, Really retarded
Bob: Hey Joe, did you do that english assignment?
Joe: yeah, that thing was 51 flavors of retarded
Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
Do you people even know what the word means?
Geez, If you dont, Your a real sad person for calling people who arnt retarded, retarded. So next time you call someone retarded, Stop, and think..."Are they really retarded?"
Do i really have to put in an example? honestly
A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
1. Commonly coming from somebody who lives in Boston, this is the stupidest possible way to call something retarded or "not cool." Put simply it's a way to call something really dumb.
2. A phrase that connotes, "Hi. I'm from Southy and I'm a piece of shit. Please beat my ass."
Alternate(And in this case the proper) Spelling: Wicked Retahded.
"Mayn dood. That shit is wicked retarded!"
|6.||straight outta tennessee|
adjective - Usually used to describe something extremely random. Can also be used to describe something that ends up being amazingly stupid because of its randomness or lack of purpose. This expression comes from the fact that theres some really retarded shit in Tennessee, such as 6 lane freeways in the middle of nowhere. If you've ever lived there, you know what I'm talking about.
Person A)HOLY SHIT, guess what I just realized! OJ really was guilty!
Person B)Dude, you're straight outta tennessee.
Person A)Who the hell builds a military base in the middle of nowhere, Texas?
Peerson B)I don't know, but thats straight outta tennessee!
n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!