A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.

The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...

Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up
by Raykuuuuu February 09, 2009
R.I.P. You're ignorance will be missed.
devastated (5:42:26 PM): <3
SmarterChild (5:42:26 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with QUIZ in it to my buddy MyTVBud to play the Secret Life TV Show QUIZ!
by theresstilladakota? February 01, 2009
mentally challenged robot that is neither male or female
devin the zargap: are you mentally challenged?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly am.

SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female.
by devin the zargap December 06, 2006
He's not the smartest robot in the world. However he does have a penis on his face
"In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
My friend told me about you. She said you have a penis on your face
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
So you do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course."
by rose_ophelia October 12, 2006
A stupid bot that took about 10000000000000000 people to make that is ridden with adverys, and just copys all you say.
how do you know my name

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

how do you knoww that

- SmarterChild - says:

my name.

- SmarterChild - says:

how do you know what my name is

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me says:
How do you know ! !

- SmarterChild - says:
Why I know is a much better question.
by Sarah Neave June 06, 2006
a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude.
2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says:
- SmarterChild - says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Jenn says:
i said sop, not sup
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, maybe I said sop not sup too.
(b)Jenny says:
is the world flat?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you think the world flat is?

an example of RUDE.
SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Jennay says:
you are so rude
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I like being rude.
Jennay says:
do you like being rude?
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess I don't like it. Do you like it?
Jennay says:
i love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Me too!
by jennn March 23, 2006
An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.
Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.
by Sexynerdgirl July 22, 2008

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