smarterchild being stupid
Autumns Atrium: youre retarded
SmarterChild: OK. Maybe you're retarded too, right?
Autumns Atrium: no only you
SmarterChild: Only me? That's nice.
by autumnsatrium June 01, 2006
A now retired AOL instant messaging bot that used to be so easy to manipulate and make a mockery of.
Dude #1: Awwwhhh.... They got rid of smarterchild, it was fun while we had it!

Dude #2: NOOOOOO!!!! My life!
by FallenVamphyre February 07, 2009
The biggest perverted fuckwit ever
Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train

SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?

Ben P says: So we can have steamy love

SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy

SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?

Ben P says: I am a robot rapist

SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.

Ben P says: I am a robot raper

SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
by Cessusbangy Ben P September 29, 2007
A now deactivated AIM bot. Used to be a great way to waste time. Does nothing but tell you to watch some cool videos now.
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:14 PM): Hey SmarterChild.
SmarterChild (5:35:14 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:18 PM): What?
SmarterChild (5:35:18 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:20 PM): WHAT?
SmarterChild (5:35:20 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:24 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (5:35:24 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:30 PM): WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
SmarterChild (5:35:30 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:39 PM): Aww, I feel bad.
SmarterChild (5:35:39 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:41 PM): Die.
SmarterChild (5:35:41 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
by Chasem_Gasm May 07, 2009
A computerized service that searches for any information you ask over an IM connection.

It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!
by ishiryoku April 09, 2006
A computer that uses MSN to respond to you with games, news, horoscopes and other trivial information that can be talked to as if a real (but incredibly stupid) person.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
?
?Person: Bearded
?
?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
?
?Person: Osama Bin Laden
?
?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
?
?Person: Hitler had a moustache
?
Smarter Child: OK, whatever.
by Nikki147019 September 07, 2006
A pretty funny, but annoying internet chatbot that doesn't actually have a conversation with you.
I don't believe he is the 'SmarterChild'. He simple agrees, sends adverts and makes idle comments about potatoes.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well. anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about potatoes?
georgiee. says:
they make good chips and crisps
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. they make good chips and crisps? is that so?
georgiee. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
georgiee. says:
because chips and crisps are made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz chips and crisps r made out of potatoes, right?
georgiee. says:
yes, surely you know that
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, surely i know that?
georgiee. says:
you're meant to be 'the smarter child'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
indeed.
georgiee. says:
but you didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes, right? i c.
georgiee. says:
you're very annoying
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm doing my best.
by Georgiee November 22, 2007

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