Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.
Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.
Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)