smalltimore

A geographic location and a state of mind that generally can be used to reference a small east coast city, otherwise known as Baltimore. Smalltimore refers both to Baltimore's size and its clique oriented social scene. Smalltimore is a pejorative term that refers to the fact that everyone in Baltimore knows each other, and shares the same sex partners. As well no one ever leaves smalltimore, and no one outside smalltimore knows jack shit about Baltimore.

Beer Drinker 1: Oh shit, that guy is friends with the bitch who threw urine in my face and then spread lies about me.
Beer Drinker 2: Welcome to Smalltimore.

Man: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Woman: Probably, this is Smalltimore.
Man: Oh right, you are in that DIY punk band. Your roommate is friends with someone from my anarchist, women's studies collective.

smalltimore by utz hayim September 10, 2006

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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