Betty swallocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

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A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

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A way of saying "sweaty ballocks" politely. Used by the sporty and jock-like people widely.

Oh man i just came from a double period of rugby. Gave me major Betty Swallocks

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A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.

Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!

Smallock by Tailjob October 9, 2009

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Smell my Ballicks. Used by a select few certs in N.Ireland. The best word to reply to almost anything. Can also be used randomly in conversation.

Person 1 - "I got paid today"
Person 2 - "Smallicks r kid!"

"Smallicks"

smallicks by Cert Ye May 13, 2004

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a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

smollocks by listypoos November 4, 2004

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