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Betty Swallocks 

Betty Swallocks by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis
When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis
smallcockitis by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

Betty Swallocks 

A way of saying "sweaty ballocks" politely. Used by the sporty and jock-like people widely.
Oh man i just came from a double period of rugby. Gave me major Betty Swallocks
Betty Swallocks by Calum Harrison February 4, 2009

Smallock 

A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.
Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!
Smallock by Tailjob October 9, 2009

smallicks 

Smell my Ballicks. Used by a select few certs in N.Ireland. The best word to reply to almost anything. Can also be used randomly in conversation.
Person 1 - "I got paid today"
Person 2 - "Smallicks r kid!"

"Smallicks"
smallicks by Cert Ye May 13, 2004

smollocks 

a term for not having much storage space.
i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.
smollocks by listypoos November 4, 2004