listypoos's definitions

gredd

The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.

Look at that twat, he's well gredd with that bleached mohawk haircut from 2 years ago.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

mingella

the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.

yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.

by listypoos September 28, 2004

dirguson

To play mind games with someone.

Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

subgay

to be not quite camp enough to be considered fully gay.

he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

crunné

for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.

he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

nozdoj

a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.

oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

barlikk

To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.

1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!

by listypoos November 9, 2004