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Andy was sure that this was his year to win the 100%. For the past 3 years he'd been runner up. He couldn't believe it, 3 metres to go and he was leading, then suddenly with just a few steps to go he was overtaken and pushed back into 2nd position. At that moment, Andy knew he'd always be gubba.
Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.
Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.
by listypoos November 10, 2004
Get the gubbamug. christ, have you seen elton over there? with those glasses and that wig on, he looks like a right pornish casty!
by listypoos September 20, 2004
Get the pornish castymug. Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.
by listypoos November 9, 2004
Get the dirgusonmug. he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.
by listypoos October 26, 2004
Get the subgaymug. the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.
yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.
by listypoos September 28, 2004
Get the mingellamug. To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.
1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!
by listypoos November 9, 2004
Get the barlikkmug. a term for masterbation.
Jane was well chuffed. She'd secretly fancied Andy from a distance for over a year, and they were eventually going on that all important 1st date. She was thinking of putting out, but after walking into the bathroom in Andy's parents house before the date, caught Andy having a pussle. Realising that Andy was hoping for some action from her later on, she changed her mind like a hypocritical bint and storm out before the date had even become. Andy, what a guy.
by listypoos November 10, 2004
Get the pusslemug.