listypoos's definitions

subgay

to be not quite camp enough to be considered fully gay.

he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

crunné

for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.

he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

nozdoj

a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.

oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

dirguson

To play mind games with someone.

Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

pussle

a term for masterbation.

Jane was well chuffed. She'd secretly fancied Andy from a distance for over a year, and they were eventually going on that all important 1st date. She was thinking of putting out, but after walking into the bathroom in Andy's parents house before the date, caught Andy having a pussle. Realising that Andy was hoping for some action from her later on, she changed her mind like a hypocritical bint and storm out before the date had even become. Andy, what a guy.

by listypoos November 10, 2004

barlikk

To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.

1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!

by listypoos November 9, 2004

playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

by listypoos September 30, 2004