Andy was sure that this was his year to win the 100%. For the past 3 years he'd been runner up. He couldn't believe it, 3 metres to go and he was leading, then suddenly with just a few steps to go he was overtaken and pushed back into 2nd position. At that moment, Andy knew he'd always be gubba.
Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.
Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.
by listypoos November 10, 2004
Get the gubbamug. he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.
by listypoos October 26, 2004
Get the subgaymug. 1st person: I'd like to buy a computer game.
2nd person: Which game?
1p: I don't know
2p: Well, what system?
1p: I don't know, the disc just goes in and it works.
2p: Ah! You want a sprodgley biggboggé!
2nd person: Which game?
1p: I don't know
2p: Well, what system?
1p: I don't know, the disc just goes in and it works.
2p: Ah! You want a sprodgley biggboggé!
by listypoos November 9, 2004
Get the sprodgley biggboggémug. The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.
by listypoos November 9, 2004
Get the greddmug. for 7 males to join together in one glorious climax. usually spadging on a ladies' thogg, stay puft style.
i saw peeing gay last night. it was wicked!
on that film i just watched, there was a peeing gay scene and they all had mansarino members!
on that film i just watched, there was a peeing gay scene and they all had mansarino members!
by listypoos September 28, 2004
Get the peeing gaymug. a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.
by listypoos September 20, 2004
Get the nozdojmug. for something to be hard, or tough.
can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.
derived from the olde english word cunné.
can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.
derived from the olde english word cunné.
by listypoos September 20, 2004
Get the crunnémug.