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slumdumpster 

A particularly easy-to-use repository for cum, typically a female of much lower class.

Etymology: Probably a portmanteau of Middle English "slut" and Modern English "cumdumpster," but possibly a portmanteau of "cumdumpster" and Modern English "slum."
"I love my wife, but she doesn't alway satisfy me, so sometimes I have to drive down to the projects and find a slumdumpster to drop my load in."

"Our cleaning lady can't clean worth shit, but she's cheap, and she lets my roommates and me use her as a slumdumpster. Saves on tissues!"

"Mark's girlfriend doesn't like to swallow, so she hired a cheap slumdumpster to dump his wad in when they're done."
slumdumpster by Jackie Ho September 22, 2011
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Slutsumption 

The act of assuming someone is a slut, when they're actually not.

Also used for assuming that someone is not a slut, but they actually are.
You find out the "innocent" girl next door has screwed over 50 guys:
"My slutsumption was wrong about you, you really are a slut"

You see a girl at a strip joint only to find out she's a virgin:
"My slutsumption was wrong about you, you're not a slut at all!"
Slutsumption by Dale The Awesome October 3, 2011

slumdumptuous

All compliments you could possibly give a person in one word.
dayum! hailey is lookin’ slumdumptuous today!
slumdumptuous by nellynero July 13, 2019

Slut dump 

When you dump hella sluts
Look at the dude just did a slut dump
Slut dump by Greenmiller January 23, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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