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splatboarding 

when you poop diarrhea on a piece of balsa wood and slap your friend in the face.
ive been splatboarding everybody.
splatboarding by Hugh Geyes December 15, 2009

Slurboarding 

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.
Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"
Slurboarding by Scooter37 May 25, 2013

Slushboarding 

Originating in Rogers Park, Chicago; Slushboarding is a Winter sport in which the athlete removes hardware from a skateboard (using simply the "deck") and performs tricks and stunts on fresh snow ("powder") or weathered "slush" (melting ice and snow). Common tricks include: board slides on ledges or rails, 180" or 360" rotations, pop shove-its and general "big air" off of large, snowy gaps.
Yo, it's the first snowfall of the year, let's rip the trucks off of our boards and go slushboarding!
Slushboarding by Stevie Tea December 4, 2010

Sledboarding 

The preferred, cheap, and redneck way of snowboarding in Kansas, in which one rides down a snow covered slope while standing on a dollar store sled. Substituting a dollar store snow sled for a snowboard.
He almost ate shit while sledboarding down the snow covered drainage ditch.
Sledboarding by Rolo59 February 22, 2013

scatboarding 

hah he was scatboarding, what a douche
scatboarding by ans69 November 14, 2016

shitboarding 

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.
Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.
shitboarding by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020