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sludge butt

A dumpy butt that is not round nor square, but rather a pile of sloppy mudd. this is not a good thing. This is typically found on white women in their early 20's to late 40's. this is can not be reversed with buns of steel, you will need plastic surgery in order to fix this problem which is sweeping across america.
oprah has one of americas wose sludge butts.
sludge butt by luck daddy December 16, 2003
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butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick
mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!
butt sludge by D. Graham October 10, 2005

butt sludge

I wiped the butt sludge clean and put on a new diaper.
butt sludge by Casey McDermott November 11, 2007

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!
butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006

butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.
'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'
butt smudge by mel p November 30, 2004

sludgebuster 

A blockbuster so bad/boring it feels like you're moving through sludge when watching it.
man #1: hey dude, did you see suicide squad last night?

man #2: yeah, it was a real sludgebuster tho
sludgebuster by SmokinHotGinger August 23, 2016
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