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A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.
Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.

Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)

Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)

Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
Slow-Run by mikethegreat26 February 5, 2015
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Completing a game with the intent of having the slowest possible time, often in competition with other slowrunners to have the best, slowest time. Many slowruns last several hours, days, or even weeks. Slowruns are often viewed as videos or demos.
Hey, have you beaten Myst yet?

No, I've been recording my slowrun since 1994.
A slowrun is a run where you try to beat the game in slowest amount of time given
Mario 64, day 56 haven't reached the Time limit for this slowrun, if i pass that limit this will all for nothing, wish me luck.
SlowRun by Sp00ni September 23, 2017

Slowrunning 

the act of speedrunning, but with human capabilities instead of inhuman.
"damn you're good at speedrunning"
"you mean slowrunning?"
"what"
Slowrunning by Sossololpipi February 26, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026