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The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.
Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!
slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018
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SlobKnocker 

A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.
"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"
SlobKnocker by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017
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slobknobbing 

When a woman performs oral sex to a man, and during this her mouth is salivating heavily on the penis.Intensive dripping wet blowjob.
Last night my girl was slobknobbing my cock!
slobknobbing by person with def August 6, 2009
SlobK is Blood Killa most crip use it to define a blood like "Who the fuck is that Slob over there? Then the crips scream SlobK"
*Screams SlobK to a blood member* Blood Killa
SlobK by Big Crippin November 18, 2018

Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009
n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
slobster by andersonvillain November 11, 2009
What Crip gangmembers call Blood gangmembers
<CRIP> Ayo Fuck Slobs

<BlOOD> Fuck the crabs
slobs by AC December 23, 2003