Slobastard 

A hybrid between a slob and a bastard

I hear Johnny binge ate out of sadness and didn't bathe for days after learning he was conceived illegitimately, what a slobastard

Slobastard by DaftLink June 22, 2011

sebastard 

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

sebastard by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

slastard 

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

slastard by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

sebastard 

someone who is being mean, rude, bastard, etc

"god jen you are being a real sebastard, why did you eat all of my tootsie rolls?"

sebastard by jrap March 15, 2008