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a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.
" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."
by Ben April 03, 2005
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One of the finest movies ever! Billy bob played one of his most tear-jearking, realistic, and well act... you know what, forget it. he played an unschooled hick, and he did it well.
I likes me some french fried potatoes, mmm hmmm.
by Columbia July 28, 2005
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To cockblock one's self or friends due to crude, cynical humor that is clearly inappropriate if one is to have even the slightest hope of getting it in.
Due to his cynical view of the entire female sex, Slingblade called a group of attractive women snatch-blankets, thus preventing his friends from taking them back to their respective hotel rooms and sleeping with them.
by Carl Schiller February 21, 2011
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To annihilate someone with words or insults, a classic 'blond' for instance who doesn't get insults to terribly well. If you have read the book 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' you will understand.
"Girl "You don't have to be a jerk"
Slingblade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it."
by Slingblader July 18, 2010
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N. Odd individual who says "ehmm hrmm" after pontificating something special.
Slingblade said, "I reckon them thar liberals need a good ass fuckin'. Ehmmm hrmmm."
by frylock May 21, 2003
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A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.
"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."
by Big Joe October 31, 2003
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what you got in there that's good to eat?
by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004
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